Helmetless halfwit

This Monday morning a sleepy-headed cyclist travelled a full 16 miles to work without realising he’d left his helmet at home. Like a bicycling-bandit my bonce was binded in beanie and buff so the lack of helmet couldn’t be felt. It was only upon arriving at work and seeing my helmetless reflection that I noticed its absence. This error was obviously not communicated to my ever-concerned wife until I had arrived home that evening with a successfully un-smushed head.

Could you actually forget your head if it wasn't screwed on? Doubtful

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